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Kate Garraways new book "Boo Hoo- Poor me" is currently being rushed through the presses....Along with a £24.0000.0000 advancement....

As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season. I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.

And so the search begins for Holly Willoughby's new Black co-host. The question is, will it be a Man, a Woman or Alison Hammond?

'...The ONLY thing Lenny Henry has been in that's funny... Is Dawn French!'

UK nil pois what. the. hell. just. HAPPPENED?!

It'll be years and years before Olly Alexander will be able to resume his music career

Ever since the Vorderman revelations I've been dreaming about Riley getting jizzed on by five blokes. I suppose Vorderman could make a cameo near the end, but I haven't got that far yet as Whitley always appears and I wake up in cold sweats

A security guard plotted to abduct, murder and then rape TV personality Holly Willoughby to fulfil his "ultimate fantasy", a court heard. I may have amended the order of those atrocities to fit in with my ultimate fantasy..

Phillip Schofield says he's in a bad place right now. Too right probably halfway up some kids shitter.

22 dead 60 injured in main America Tv celebs on good morning britain more intrested in some pansy coming on to talk about his dress collection