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Ha ha!! I'm still using this account, the Bigboy account, the glittershitter account and the glittersmum account to downvote all your jokes and upvote my own!! How dare you speak of Allah the way you do!! Fuck you white bastards!!

My girlfriend drove us to a Shappi Khorsandi gig for my Birthday, and I couldn't stop laughing the whole time... Until i got there of course.

Don’t think Mike Tyson is a fan of religion. He threatened to punch me in the faith.

Inspired by the former Prince Harry I realised my unconcious bias when i dressed as a pakki for a week. Without even thinking about it, i applied for a council house and was accepted that very same day.

What's brown and sticky? Muhammed Ali opening a can of coke.

what's big black and dusty?? aviciis record box

Famed paedophile and shithouse publicist of reality TV stars Max Clifford has been found dead in jail. Chris Rea, whose Christmas song has been playing in every fucking bastard shop I go into has been rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack. This begs the question... What the fuck am I going to use my last wish on?

Gene hackman didn't die of carbon monoxide he died of monoxyde de carbone It's a French connection

"Women who were attacked by mohamed Al fayed to appear on BBC news to tell their stories" Oh is it too late then to say I was raped by him as well?

Russell who? Thats show business for ya!