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Melania: "I got into the USA on an Epstein visa." Trump: "It was an Einstein visa." Melania: "Who's Einstein?"

Eric Clapton has formally opposed the reconstruction of a £2.3million residence next to his estate. Probably doesn't want to hear all the Knock Knock Knocking round next door

Dunno why they're upset at Acetaminophen. Dude was a pretty good Pharaoh. Leave him alone. The last thing we need right now is a The Mummy situation.

During his visit to Windsor Castle, Trump insisted on using his own sheets for his bed. We have known for years that Trump likes to SHEET his own bed.

Coldplay haven’t released any singles for ages but they created two last night

Plane crashes just after take-off in India. The bad news is 169 of them were from India but the good news, that's 169 who will not be claiming asylum here.

Someone threw a beer at Donald Trump during a rally. He's OK, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.

NEWFLASH The Supreme Court has determined that a woman is a woman

They say that these bin strikes could turn Birmingham into a third world country soon. I'm not sure if things will improve that much.

Chinese executives were challenged earlier why the steel plant in scunthorpe was closing The said that every thing was going well there and they loved the town and it's people until they discovered there was a cunt in middle of it which forced them to leave.