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There was this local Artist who did pictures of the Monkees. She captured Micky Dolenz teeth, Mike Nesmith's bobble hat and Davy Jones boyish good looks. Even her Pete Tork looked lifelike. Then I saw her trace. She's one big Deceiver!!! Stop that band wagon, I want to get on.
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I fell down the stairs and broke my cock after slipping on my wife’s miscarriage she dripped all over the floor after not keeping it all in her kecks earlier. “Fucking Hell, babe, my pork sword is bent to fuck and I’m covered in the cells of our child.” I then farted on her face and shit in her mouth and made her eat the shit and suck in the fart. I also decided to shit in her cunt to block any more miscarriage from dripping out of her cunt.
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Why do ducks, geese and pigs like to dance, sing, get drunk, and celebrate every single occasion? Because they're pâté animals.
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I had the gas fire removed from the living room yesterday…….’cos I know what Santa is bringing me for Christmas.
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