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My son recently came back from Thailand with the sex-change finally done. I asked him, "What have you changed your name to now ?" and he swished back "Amanda." Even he got livid though and seemed to go right off it when I instantly replied, "Oh right, I get it... A Man, Duh !"

#MarkRees1981 was in hospital for a circumcision and I asked the doctor how long the gobshite would be in. “I don’t know “ replied the unlucky doctor who had to touch the ugly twat, “ there’s no end to this prick “.

Is it open season?

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Still can't believe the Canadian "non-binary" person who wants surgery to have a penis and a vagina. If I wanted to see a dick and a cunt in the same place I'd watch Saturday night takeaway.

"I'm not happy about this," I protested. "Nonetheless, your son's gender reassignment surgery starts tomorrow," replied the NHS consultant. "The entire medical board have all agreed with her that she is a female trapped in a male body." "Even if it all works, and he ends up looking like a girl," I said, "you can always tell by the deep voice...." "He has a naturally high-pitched voice, so that won't be an issue," said the doctor. "For fucksake," I yelled. "That'll break when he reaches puberty, he's only 11."

Seriously strong TDS in here.

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This transvestite activist group has been holding me captive so long now that it's become second nature for me to wear a dress. I've got Frockholm Syndrome.