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I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid twat in morse code.
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I thought my bumhole looked like a balloon knot when I viewed it in the mirror. How I laughed when I realised it was actually the end of a condom hanging out of it.
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My son had a little lamb And like him was it a paramedic? I wish he would stop telling these lies Cos they are fucking pathetic!
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We all know that wasp’s jokes aren’t funny, but you don’t have to shut down the whole site!
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how much space will brexit free up in the european union 1GB
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Two blondes are talking "I had a pregnancy test today" said the first... ...the second said "Were the questions hard?"
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Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes. Fucking weirdo didn't even turn up.
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My Grandad hanged himself on Christmas Day. Out of respect, we didn't take him down until the 6th of January.
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Me: “Excuse me, are these ‘genetically modified’ carrots?” Grocer: “No, why do you ask?” Carrot: “Yeah, why do you ask?”.
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