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Time is relative. Like, the time it takes to type a joke is relatively minor compared with the time it takes to fruitlessly search for a suitable category.

The new version of Apple iOS 12.0 has a new measuring app. If you point it at an android user, it will tell you how big a cunt they are.

Who ate the kebab? Admin stinks with kebab farts and that cunt vapeman is the culprit.

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Disney announces Toy Story 7....Andy is in his 60's. His Buzz and Woody are from medical marijuana and Viagra..

Russia is a weird place, like it's on a fucking time delay. They were listening to 80's metal in the late 90's. Their fashions are often decades out of date. Half the guys seem to be sporting Arnie's haircut in Red Heat. And only now are they copying Grenfell Rise.

Despite the weather warnings, Liverpool new year's fireworks display went off without a hitch

Kate opens up about her morning sickness. Every morning she's sick of what she reads about herself in the tabloid press and what she sees on TV.

Apparently a government trial of a platoon of 3 lorry's connected by Wifi will commence in 2020 For fucks sake you can't even get a phone signal on the M25

Turns out the infamous cladding used on Grenfell tower was also used in the production of the Galaxy note 7, Samsung has denied to give a comment...