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A scouser goes on the antiques roadshow with a very rare vase. Hugh Scully asks, "How did you acquire the vase?" The scouser says, "It was handed down to me." Hugh Scully, "Where from?" The scouser replies, "An upstairs window."

Once again I was woken up in the middle of the night by my dog barking. He's only a pug. Oh well, time to get the machete out again...

So I post a joke about using a bog brush to wipe your arse with ( it was much better constructed than that) and some cunt of a moderator deletes it as SPAM!!!! Fuck off Kim. Just coz you don’t understand it doesn’t make it spam. You have what you wanted. A site you can control yourself. Me? I’m off with the rest of the good writers

If pikey burglar Henry Vincent was so well liked how come his accomplice Billy Jeeves left him to die? Also why did the neighbours of the old guy rip down the so called shrine his thick pikey family put up for him.? Just asking.

Only a scouser could write the lyrics "Imagine no possessions"

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Irish Burglar

There is a black guy married to a packistani living in our street. For some reason they get offened when you call their kids ,Pakoons'. They shouldnt let them rob stuff and hoke through peoples bins and then.

Channel 4 are to show a programme looking at the tragic death of a young man in michael barrymore's pool,ironically it will probably be quite eye opening.

There has been a break in at the set of children's show playschool . Detectives are still trying to work out if the burglar got in through the round the square or the arched window.

You can’t ban me I will continue to make new accounts and I will always be superior so fuck of moderators you either grow up or shut up