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On holiday in Thailand, I was walking around the seediest red-light district with every strong-jawed hooker asking me eagerly, "You looking for ladyboy ?" "Yeah," I groaned, "My wife thinks my gay fucking son ran off down here and she sent me to find the little faggot."

My gay-trans son finally came in legit positive use when I somehow met the legendary French singer Michel Sardou..... "See this little faggot here," I said, "He took your song 'Etre une Femme' absolutely literally."

In "Diversity Training" the topic was brought up of "who is the world's most recognisable drag queen ?", to which I responded, "that's easy, Kamela Harrris." .... the fat lady doing it freaked out and demanded an instant apology and retraction.... "Of course, this honour surely goes to 'Big Mike' Michelle Obamma."

I had a large mosquito land on me and I hit it with a brick several times and it still frustratingly wouldn't die..... Quite similar to that Drag Queen who's head I kept bashing with a brick and it still kept sucking.

I was making some AI photos of exotic-looking women and was getting frustrated because the shite software wouldn't stop creating them with "third legs" and those bizarre extra appendages.... Then I thought, "no, wait, that's right.... Michelle Obama."

This tranny got mad at work and said that I outed "her" in a big conference with another company. "Uh, no, that lantern jaw and chestnut in your yoga pants did that for you all by yourself."

Jim at work surprised us today and told us he's going in for a sex-change.... "Surely you can't be serious ?" I said.... "I am, and please call me Shirley."

I actually felt the world get lighter when i heard

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