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What's brown, and half-eaten? The Pope's Easter egg

Need a heart or liver for a seriously ill loved one? Buy next doors teenage lad a motorcycle.

It's easier to buy a gun in America than it is to log on to Pornhub in the UK.

Sorry for the comments being locked, but it's the only way to keep the fucking idiot(s) quiet. If they start posting shit on the pages we can remove it, but as you have all seen they persecute users in the comments, now they are hijacking posts to carry out their pathetic little vendettas. Just so pathetic. Until admin remove the accounts that are doing all the fucking about they will remain locked.

After cutting my female neighbours grass she knocked on my door and said "Thank you, I could marry you!" What's the world coming to, you do something nice and they threaten to fuck your life up beyond belief?

Can someone tell me when Pornhub 2 is coming out I completed the first one last night?

Snow White lived with seven midgets. Rumplestiltskin abducted kids. A witch wanted to eat Hansel and Gretel, the pyscho brats burned her alive. A woodcutter chopped a wolf up so he could fuck Little Red Riding Hood. Another cunt thought he was Bill Cosby and took advantage of a sleeping girl. If you recognise these stories from your childhood, it's no wonder you post shit on here.

imigrants will hav to ave a least a level standrd in inglish to work in ingland fank fuk its only immigrants and forinners

My mate said he didn’t understand what cloning was. I said that makes two of us.

"Always help those worse off than yourself and always put others first," my old dad used to say. Lovely fellow, terrible Tory.