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I was at an 8-year-old's birthday party that I took my son to. I noticed the yummy mummy of the boy my son was playing with was gorgeous. I went up to her and said, "Seeing as we're both single, how about we have a little fun whilst the kids are playing?" "How do you know I'm single? I might have a man at home." "Nope you are single. Definitely. I know." "OK. You give me three guesses and if I can't determine how you know I'm single, we'll go out the back." "Deal." Said I, shaking on it. "Firstly, someone told you?" "Nope. I don't know anyone here." "Second, you looked at my ring finger?" "Nope with the amount of rings you've got on I can't see one from the other." "OK, it must be the way I'm dressed more glam than the other mums." "Not that either." "Alright, I give up." She said. "Well, it's quite simple. You're white and your son is black".

It’s the sheer enthusiasm with which Randy gives his answer that cracks me up. (lol)

Right On Brother ?

Harry Potter and the final solution or Harry Potter and the prisoner of Auschwitz

Diversity at it's best

Apparently bananas are a natural antidepressant and encourage dopamine release therefore resulting in generally improved mental well-being That's nice, but it still doesn't explain the ridiculous high-pitched, hysterical laughter

Living off the fat of the land

A Nigerian family have moved in across the road from me. Their eldest son is a real gentleman. He is a social worker, heavily involved in the church and also donates a lot of money to charity. He's the white sheep of the family.

Similarity between a Nigger & a bicycle? Neither work when you take the chains off! (Nod to GuidoFawkes)

…innit.