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Today (25th May) is George Floyd memorial day. So I went out and robbed a drug store in his memory.

So, we can expect a black James Bond. Bet he'll be good with a knife.

"The colour of your skin doesn't determine your success in America. It's all about how hard you work and the choices you make" - Charlie Kirk. No wonder lots of black people didn't like him, they hate hard work and responsibility

Say racist shit and everyone calls you a racist, but no one calls you a liar.

As Amazon considers plots for the new Bond... "The names Bond, Brooke Bond, Tea stirred, not shaken. " Probably certified PG. You'll probably need to be old to understand this.

I switched tv channels to a programme called rescuing chimpanzees & thought it was really fucking racist as they showed a black human family. It was then that I realised it was just an advert.

I've heard something really upsetting about the sinking of the Titanic today. There was only one Nigger on it!

"Dad, " said my daughter, "we love you coming down to London to visit us, but can you have a look at the rules when we play Cluedo, the answer isn't always 'A nlgger with a knife outside a takeaway'. "

There's a great new indie band on the scene. The members are all asylum seekers from Africa, who were smuggled into Dover on a lorry. The Artic Monkeys.

I was at an 8-year-old's birthday party that I took my son to. I noticed the yummy mummy of the boy my son was playing with was gorgeous. I went up to her and said, "Seeing as we're both single, how about we have a little fun whilst the kids are playing?" "How do you know I'm single? I might have a man at home." "Nope you are single. Definitely. I know." "OK. You give me three guesses and if I can't determine how you know I'm single, we'll go out the back." "Deal." Said I, shaking on it. "Firstly, someone told you?" "Nope. I don't know anyone here." "Second, you looked at my ring finger?" "Nope with the amount of rings you've got on I can't see one from the other." "OK, it must be the way I'm dressed more glam than the other mums." "Not that either." "Alright, I give up." She said. "Well, it's quite simple. You're white and your son is black".