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A soldier in WWII was shot but coins in his pocket stopped the bullet. It was his life savings.
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Is it me or is june in the new sun life advert really fucking looking forward to her own funeral .
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I have two last wishes. 1. I want my remains scattered around Disneyland. 2. I don't want to be cremated.
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Did you know that 159,635 people will die on the same day as you? So you are never alone...
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Due to the current high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
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When I die I want to be buried with some bronze arrowheads and my car keys, just to piss archaeologists off years from now.
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“Phwoor, I wouldn’t mind having a tit-wank off that Barbara Windsor”. “Er, she died ages ago, and her decomposing body will be teeming with worms and maggots”. “I know”.
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'I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for my wife. ' Best epitaph I've ever seen on a headstone.
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How do you save a princess? You contact Mario... ... You guessed it, on a Luigi board
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Just seen on the news that police are looking for witnesses to a nearby hit and run last night that killed a child. I didn't see anything when I was coming back from the pub but it wouldn't surprise me if it was the same ass hat that threw a tricycle under my car.
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