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Andrew's life in exile in his 'poky' new home, no space for staff or a proper garage. How will he cope without a scullery?

Freddie Mercury's 'secret' daughter dies aged 48 following long battle with spinal cancer. Is that another word for 'AIDS'?

Firefighters rush to a major incident at a Wolverhampton factory as 'explosions' are heard, and toxic smoke is visible for miles. One firefighter stated Wolverhampton had never smelt so good.

An autistic Barbie doll has been released by Mattel, featuring gaze-avoiding eye contact, a fidget spinner, and noise-cancelling headphones. And an AK-47, for when she goes off the rails.

Lego has just unveiled a totally new kind of brick that looks just like a classic 2x4 piece, but contains a tiny computer. When you walk on it, it screams for you.

The BBC have plans to make a film about Catherine de Medici, who apparently was known as the Black Queen.

One of the world's best wingsuit pilots has been killed after he dived off Table Mountain and slammed into rocks 1000 feet below at 120mph. So, not really one of the world's best.

Lorraine Kelly bursts into laughter at a guest with the world's smallest penis. That's rich coming from someone with the smallest brain.

A guy asks his doctor for something to help with his depression. The doctor says, “Have you tried ignoring it like everyone else?”

Lighting a candle at the memorial site for the dead victims of the Swiss nightclub is very insensitive.