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‘Roger Federer takes another swipe at Greta Thunberg’ He swiped right on Tinder. I guess he isn’t getting enough at home.

Greta Thunberg's face definitely looks Swedish. It could also be described as Turnipish or Potatoish.

Its now cheaper to get burgled than it is to leave a light on when you go on holiday

As soon as Greta discovers cock, she’ll stop complaining about the single use plastic it’s wrapped in.

It has been proven that Greta Thunberg is making a real difference to climate change, as every time she comes on the TV approximately 1 million people switch it off.

COP has failed and the world is burning, Greta Thunberg has said. But she’s also said the world will be under water soon, so that’ll put out the fire so that’s fine.

Anyone who feels bad about ruining the environment for the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers

Greta Thunberg is literally what happens when the special kid at school is given way too much attention

I've learnt so much from a 16 year old mentally ill Sweedish girl called Greta Thunerg this last week. For example ; No matter how annoying you sound, I will literally cum over anything in pigtails

Heavy snowflakes forecast for Bristol Friday afternoon.