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In the News: A number of homeless people have been sent out of Edinburgh to make way for Taylor Swift performing in the city. When told why they had to move, due to her performing, over fifty thousand homeless moved out of the city willingly within minutes, followed by two hundred thousand residents.

Taylor Swift. Her music may be shit but she can knock you up a suit in less than an hour.

That's embarrassing for Jermaine Jenas, I mean imaging doing an interview with The Sun.

Taylor Swift could sing at my funeral and I'd still get up and walk away.

Like Stephen Fry said, lets welcome the Ukrainians with; "Open arms"! & in my case quite an impressive semi..... (I measure it in metric out of a respect to our continental friends).

Kevin De Bruyne has laid on more balls this season than Taylor Swift.

So I’ve heard the spice girls tour isn’t going as well as they hoped and they’re very unmotivated, so they decided to hire an amateur motivational speaker. But what they really really really want is zig ziglar

Taylor Swift has got engaged then. Let's hope a sex tape comes out so we can all have a good look at her ring.

Taylor Swift hasn't had a hit in a while. Its seems she has run out of material. She will have to dumped Travis Kelce, he's worth an album or two.

"Katy Perry blasted into outer space", I read earlier. Fucking get in! Tomorrow, I look forward to hearing about Taylor Swift's voyage to the bottom of the sea Credit: An old Viz sketch with Bono & Sting - worth a Google, it's ace