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When I was a kid I had to share a single bed with my 8 brothers and sisters, who all wet the bed . We used to have to fight everynight to get a spot in the shallow end .

Since my girlfriend started working at the grease factory, it's been really hard trying to get hold of her.

It's a bit cloudy today. Maybe I should see a urologist.

My wife said she is going to leave me because I'm too kinky in the bedroom. I almost spat her piss out when she told me.

Porn is so unrealistic these days... How do these European guys piss without farting?

Dry January is going well so far. These new incontinence pants are working a treat.

"How's you're love life?" "I'm pissing in the wind" "No luck eh?" "Quite the opposite, I've met a kinky girl who likes golden showers while she farts"

They say alcoholics spend their whole life drinking, but it's not true. We spend an equal amount of time urinating.

Went to the pub last night and saw a sign saying "Wet Floor". I'm banned now, turns out it wasn't request.

"........and she's a squirter as well!!" I chuckled. "I'm a doctor," replied my mate, "and I can assure you that it's really just urine." "Nonsense," I insisted. "It tasted sweet, not sharp." "In that case," he replied, "she's not just a slag, she's a diabetic one."