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A bit upset today, now I know how Gerry McCann feels. I didn't get a birthday card from my daughter.
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When my teen daughter got pregnant I told the wife to take her to the place where they'll fix it with a coathanger and some gauze. Those bitches came back with a £6,000 wedding dress.
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Abortion should be safe, legal and rare. Medium rare if you prefer more juice.
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I met a billionaire elephant who's building a rocket to go to Mars... Elon Tusk. I'll kill myself.
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My mum used to beat me with a metal wire hanger, but she did swtich to a belt once I was born.
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You know you’re on Sickipedia when Abortion is under “Crime” whilst Beastiality, Incest, Necrophiliac, Paedophile, Rape, & Rohypnol are all under “Sex & Shit”.
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James Corden involved in an altercation after being "thrown off his bike" in London. Is the bike ok??
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I told my spoilt blonde 22 year old daughter Christmas ‘could be cancelled’ because of a UK food shortage She replied, " I couldn't give a fuck, so long as Santa Claus brings me my presents."
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The Brexit Horse walks in to a bar Barman asks, "Why the long farce?"
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My pregnant wife has a craving for pickles. If only she wanted to swallow something vinegary 9 months ago.
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