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An annoying woman created a Facebook account for her unborn baby. So I created an account with the name Coathanger and poked it.

Being a carnivore, I like to have the whole carcass to get lots of variety: ribs, liver, kidney, and all different types of joint straight off the bone. God, I’m lucky to have a missus that miscarries so often.

"Can you go and check upstairs, I don't think the baby monitor is working. " Said my girlfriend. So I went upstairs, "Can you hear me, " I called through the monitor, "Yes. " She answered. "It is working then, " I replied, "what do you want me to do with the dead baby? "

Covid-19 cases have surged overnight in Wolverhampton with 100 cases in the Asian community. Emergency services are now trying desperately to stop it spreading nextdoor

What do a 13 year old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? They're both thinking "Oh shit, my Mum is going to kill me!"

My wife's a florist but her business isn't doing well. So I ran a five year old kid over outside her shop.

What's small, black and sits in the corner of the room smoking? A baby chewing an extension cord...

Where does the World's fattest Fox live? Behind the bins at the Shrewsbury NHS Trust maternity ward.

My Wife recently suffered a miscarriage of Justice. Stupid name for a baby anyway.

I asked the doctor if we could still abort the baby at 7 months. "Sir, your wife gave birth back in January."