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The Indian bloke next door got fed up with my racist jibes, so he invited me round to his family barbecue to 'break down barriers'. I've got to admit, I was pleasantly surprised. Lots of great food, booze, dancing and chat, and then to top it off, the eldest son got down on one knee and proposed to his girlfriend! Kind of put a damper on it though, when she said 'no' and he threw acid in her face.

All the commercials on TV at the moment are making me feel guilty. I don't have any wog or Paki friends I can invite to Christmas Dinner.

Indian cook Madhur jaffrey said " I only ever had one lover who could give me multiple orgasms." "He knew where to find my ghee spot:"

I've just set up an Indian dating site. Connect the Dots.

Food influencer Chaheti Bansal has called for people to cancel the word 'curry' as it is over-used and rooted in British colonialism. As a lover of Phalls and Vindaloos I have to agree, how about 'arsefirewogslop' ? Does what is says on the tin!

Scientists have renamed the current devastating wave of coronavirus in Asia as the John Wayne variant. Haven't seen this many Indians flattened since "True Grit". Nod to ozziewanker

An Indian immigrant goes to the doctor in Edison, New Jersey. He said "Doctor, I'm not feeling so well. I've been like this for a while now." After running some tests on him, the doctor figured out a treatment. He said, "When you get home, I want you to get a bucket and put a dead fish and rotten cabbage in it. Then, I want you to use the bucket to piss and shit in for about a week. Then place a covering on it and let it sit in the hot sun for another week, so that the contents can ferment. After that week is over, take off the covering, put your head inside, and inhale the fumes. Do this for an hour a day every day for one week. After those three weeks are over, come back and let me know how the treatment worked out." Three weeks later, the Indian man went back to the same doctor and said "Doctor, I did what you said and it worked! I feel so much better now! Can you tell me what was wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "You were homesick."

Congratulations to India ... must be the only fucking country in the world with a moonlanding programme and no proper sewage system.

In the News: An Indian-origin SIKH restaurateur in the US was racially abused by a customer who referred to him and his family as "a tribe from India" and went on to comment that he "probably just funded Al-Qaeda’ Dear American Racists. Sikhs have been killing Muslims for far longer than we have, and hate them with a passion, so your funding of Al-Qaeda remark was far off the mark and just embarrassed you and your country. In future, Please leave the racist slurs to immigrants from the Indian sub-continent to us Brits. We have a long and proud tradition going back hundreds of years of insulting them in the correct and proper manner.

One passenger in seat 11A survives Indian plane crash, reports say. According to reports, he was found when his trembling hand emerged from the wreckage, and he shouted, “We’re still open!”