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A man who scaled the walls of Elizabeth Tower holding a Palestinian flag was eventually brought down with the use of a cherry picker. I'd have thought getting the cunt down with the use of a rifle would have been easier.

Media on Unite the Kingdom rally: "A few thousand attend far-right gathering." Media on Trump visit: "Millions protest in righteous fury!"

Ellen DeGeneres: I moved to the UK because of Trump Funnily enough, I'm moving to the US because of Ellen DeGeneres

A Lancaster bomber ( Blackpool Air show) Just flown over the Metropole hotel ( full of 200+ Asylum seekers) . ....no " bombs away".. Missed a trick there ol' bean ..

Lammy to the slaughter

TOP TIP: Left-wing podcast hosts and wannabe cross-party galvanising trailblazers Prevent alienating your already tiny core voter base (and anyone fucking else for that matter) by NOT arguing that the Lionesses be referred to as England (and the other cunts as England Men) ...... and also by not saying "Right?" at the end of every argument like a sanctimonious cunt (We don't help ourselves)

What's grey and covered in sultanas? Jeremy Corbyn's cock

There once was a lady named Renee, who refused to get out of the way. When surrounded by Ice, she took her advice from her wife to put it in gear and drive away and that is why she is no longer here to this day....... I guess im a poet too

Tonight is the BBC Children in Need Appeal. Where the BBC raises money for numerous children's charities, through a night of entertainment. Except this year, it's going to be BBC in Need. Where they try to raise $1 billion to pay Trump.

Fuck me this "Your Party" that Corbyn is setting up Like trying to show Harvey Price how to use Facebook