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Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa. I'm sure Jerry Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.

William hill to close 700 betting shops.... What were the odds on that happening?

One of my mates found a lump, and then had one of his testicles removed . That's how serious he is about mashed potato.

My nutty neighbour broke into a B.T open reach van and ate all the cables . Since then he's not been off the bog, he reckons it's down to his high fibre diet .

I hate smart alec contestants on eggheads that say "well it's not .A Because ....it's not C. Because ......so the answer is B.because". If I was jeremy vine I'd say sorry I have to take your first answer I asked you what the fucking answer was, not what it wasn't.

I have OCD. Or, as i call it, CDO. I like to have things in alphabetical order, no idea why....................

My mate is terrified of flying so his wife booked him on one of those courses to overcome his terror . It's a days tuition followed by a short flight in a light aircraft. His wife is terrified of clowns so he's hired three to go round to his house and gang rape her.

Why isn't there a SubCategory of Pyroflatulence?

Took my wife to see the doctor, I was very worried about her mental health . I said "she keeps ordering stands for paintings and 100s of pairs of plimsolls, every room in the house is full of them, also she has taken to sprinkling her own cunt hair in jars of nutella". He said "one simple injection that can fix that"...and it worked . It was the easels pumps and pube-ella vaccine

Sadly I lost my wife yesterday. My obsessive hoarding will have to stop.