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Vanish- 'The UK's Number 1 Stain Removal! Is there a number 2 stain remover? My boxer shorts are absolutely fucked.

THE grim reality of life on Britain's seediest street is today revealed as prostitutes admit begging school run dads for £30 romps in alleyways on Hessle Road in Hull. (The Sun). That is fucking disgraceful. For 30 quid in Hull I'd expect at least a 3some with water sports thrown in.

I tried keeping a bucket next to the bed because I always need a piss in the night. My wife won't allow it though, she says it goes beyond the pail.

Hows my diarrhoea going? Ive produced so much water in the last 48 hours that my only competitor is Evian.

‘Canterbury Cathedral reopens with unisex toilets to help maintain distancing’ Not sure how the ladies are going to cope with the urinals.

My obsessive need to invent anagrams involving watersports will be my urination.

Here Joeydeaconisaweebastard you swilled a cup of niggers piss around your mummys face and she loved it you sick cunt

There was a load of crap on This Morning. Also a pony shit itself.

I've just shit my fucking knickers For fuck sake if I piss through them it might clean them a bit

A couple years ago, my gay-trans son was not taken in at all by the woke advertising that someone like him should "pregame" by drinking copious amounts of Bud Light.... "Honestly," the little faggot said, "The last thing I want to do is double-dip with this piss-water; my boyfriend will be urinating in my mouth all night later."