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A brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which includes space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann.

Never kidnap anyone from Norfolk. It costs a fucking fortune sending their fingers in the post.

The Dutch family who spent nine years living in a secret room on a farm were found out when the eldest son turned up at the local pub, ordered a pint and a whiskey chaser and handed over a fiver. Nod to KJT

I identify as female. On the fake social media accounts that I use to groom teen girls.

It's ridiculous!...It was 2:30 pm before my postwoman came round yesterday!...That Rohypnol must be stronger than i thought!!

'Missing Girl Found After Two Weeks'. McCanns: "Fucking amateurs. "

Mo Farah claims he was flown to England illegally and forced to work as a domestic servant. Why didn't he just run away? They never would have caught the little cunt.

My grandfather hid five Jewish girls from the Germans in his cellar during the 2nd World War. He didn't want to share them with his fellow officers.

Last night before I went to bed I heard my car alarm set off, so I ran to the window and saw 3 kids running away. Little fucking bastards escaped from the boot again! Damn Peugeot.

Warning to all females living within a 10 mile radius of jizz to be extra vigilant for the next 7 days as he has a 7 day ban from sickipedia, a grudge and plenty of time on his hands.