Sickipedia

This site reminds me of a bucket bomb on the tube, it's just not working the way it's supposed to. Anyhows, appologies for my family and their split personality disorders they all seem to have. I wish they would both chill, there's plenty of Uncle fuckoffs cock to go around.

It's winter again. That time of year when the poor are making tough choices between food, heating, or getting that massive new tattoo.

I love to fart on animals and watch their reaction. vapeman and raytheon are fucking cunts.

I just saw a bloke with a Banksy tattoo. He must be a really deep sleeper.

Currently being sung loudly in bars across Argentina... está llegando a casa está llegando a cas a está llegando balones de fútbol llegando a casa

My Mrs was down in the dumps the other day so I let her colour in the tattoo on the top of my arm......... She just needed a shoulder to crayon.

Tattoos are like kids. You all act as if they’re permanent but they can easily be removed with lasers.

My girlfriend got a new tattoo of Yogi's head on her arse without even telling me. She's got a bear-faced cheek.

With all the money the Mccans have gotten over the years, and another 150 grand today. I wish my child would fuck off

I got a tattoo that says "I'm an attention-seeking twat". Which is strange, given that it doesn't have any text on it.