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Thought for the day After listening to last night’s encounter between Sunak and Starmer, I got to thinking…”I wonder if the PM has had a secret unscheduled visit to Sellafield” You might ask why I contemplated such a scenario. The answer, he appears to be suffering from a bad case of talking bollocks !

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.....

Huw Edwards can now be in the so-called class of terrorists, pedophiles, and presenters. It's always a mental health condition.

"Lauren Harries rushed to hospital for emergency brain surgery." I think they're about 30 years too late for that one.

I'm almost certain someone is tampering with my anti-paranoia medication.

What's the definition of an Impotent Loser? A guy who can't even get his hopes up.

They say never to look in the mirror when tripping on shrooms, but how else are you supposed to see behind you when driving.

On our anniversary I treated my wife to a big bouguet of flowers, a new dress, swanky dinner, a weekend in a posh hotel in Paris then finally a trip into space with Blue Origin. and all it cost me was 5 minutes with a hypnotist.

I identify as a woman. And if you disagree you can suck my lesbian cock!

Had a game of Paper, Rock Scissors with my cunt of a neighbour today. Posted a lit newspaper through his door, threw a rock through his window, then stabbed the bastard with scissors when he came out to complain. I WIN!