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The good news about erectile dysfunction is that it can be cured by diet and exercise. The bad news is trying to get your wife to diet and exercise.
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"I'm tired of people telling me what I should do," I said to my wife. "I'm just going to tell them to fuck off." "You should try be nicer and see things from their point of view," she replied. "Fuck off," I said.
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Most females don't answer video calls after 9pm because their face has been restored to factory settings.
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I'm dating the woman from the weather forecast on TV It's nice to be with a woman who is wrong most of the time.
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I used to date a woman that had a parrot Fucking thing never shut up The parrot was cool though
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My missus easily stopped me drink driving this Christmas. She hung my car keys on her clit.
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I wouldn't say the Mrs had big feet but when she went to the 'Fish Spa' they had to release the Orcas.
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My wife told me today that she hopes our first daughter will be a girl
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My marriage to the missus resembles a rose ... She the rose and I'm the prick
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Cop: "You can't park there." Driver: "Why not?" Cop: "You're a woman."
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