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Keir Starmer has announced a new bill that would require immigrants to learn English to become citizens. Many Brits already say it’s the goodest news they has heard all year...

I saw a news headline this morning with a picture of a dinghy with the words 'sank' and 'bodies' beside it and got excited, but sadly it wasn't in the English channel

Police have hit out over social media speculation, after a woman was gang raped in a churchyard. A spokesman said, 'We are aware of speculation circulating regarding the possible ethnic background or origin of the individuals connected to this incident. At this stage we have no further verified description of those involved, and any assumptions being made are unfounded and unhelpful to the investigation.' Quite right that people don't make assumptions at this point. It could've been Pakis OR niggers.

Starmer; Unless you have the Britcard, you won't be allowed to work in the UK. He doesn't get irony, does he?.

News: Ring doorbell captures horrifying moment a Somali refugee follows a schoolgirl to her front door and enters. Good thing there’s a video; now the police can arrest that girl and reward that migrant.

Hoteliers...when ordering new stationary...leave a gap between the 'o' and the ' t ' in Hotel.... ready for the letter ' s ' when the Home office comes a knocking...leaving you more time to count your profits..

I work in a luxury hotel in the Kent region, where my stupid woke boss has just bollocked me for telling a guest to learn English.

Bit extreme in Greece starting fires to keep the migrants out

Immigrants coming from the French Border are memorising phrases that will increase their odds of being let into the country. Apparently the most commonly used phrases are," Newcastle Brown Ale",“Why aye, man!” & "Newcastle For The Cup..."

A miserable Sunday morning because my granddaughter's been in tears as apparently I want to "kill her beloved stuffed bear." And my wife's even more fucking upset because she has to explain to such a young child that, "No, granddad does not want to drown in the Channel all the Fuzzy-Wuzzies !"