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In the UK a prison inmate serving a life sentence will be allowed to have a sex change operation. This is great news for him and even better news for his cellmate...

Who else is hoping this 3i/atlas is full of giant ananarchi birds looking for snoo snoo like in Futurama?

Went to a pub earlier and the barmaid was outside with a couple of bouncers. No security staff, just her and her massive tits.

This constant criticism of Bonnie Blue is very distasteful. It's like people are queuing up to have a go at her.

I met this girl in a pub last night, she goes " I call my fanny "The Lotto" because men are lucky to hit it" I said " Looking at you, I thought its called "The Lotto" because you keep scratching it!

These migrants who claim if the are sent back home will be persecuted because they gay should be interviewed By alan carr or philip scholfield that will put the shits up em.

Trump has problems with his veins apparently. It started when he used the long one on Stormy Daniels.

I’ve been getting spontaneous erections ever since I became superstitious… touch wood!

I was riding my bike earlier when I fell off and bent my penis. I also had a shite because of the bang on the floor and a load of runny poo was running down my legs. “Are you okay mate? That was a nasty fall and you appear to have broke your cock and shit your pants” “It’s alright, the warm from the poo is making the pain of my bent shaft feel a little better and a piece of sweetcorn has gone up my japs eye and blocked any piss from coming out as well

"I don't see what's wrong with the name Pete for our newborn son... its certainly not on the list of banned names or anything," I said to the doctor, who was growling at me with a look I had never seen before. "Very well, Peter it is then, Mr. and Mrs. O'Fyle."