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Why all this fuss about goods coming out of Northern Ireland? Nothing good's ever come out of Northern Ireland
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In the year twenty sixteen Boris sold us all a dream. That millions could be spent on health that all would prosper from this wealth. Goodbye EU and we would be a land now free of tyranny. No straight bananas immigration new trade deals with every nation. Then covid came and we locked down and pubs were closed in every town. Thousands died and boris lied they broke their rules and closed the schools. Then there came recriminations followed by the resignations. Boris left us broke the dream then we lost our noble queen. We got liz truss and charles the king the budget fucked up everything. Out went Truss she slung her hook Boris thought a bit of luck. He flew back from his holidays thinking they'd forgive his ways. But they just thought he had some front and they rejected bumblecunt. Did a deal that seemed quite fishy conspired to crown some bloke called Rishy No member vote no consultation knowing they'd not pick an Asian. Now austerity and cuts do loom cost of living voice of doom. Food banks, fuel bills rising high where's the hope I hear you cry. Brexit's shite and we all knew it but fuckwits voted and they blew it. Those promised lies failed to deliver and Boris sold us down the river. Still we have the blue passport. A trivial thing that counts for nought. The whole thing was a fucking farce I'd shove it right up Johnson's arse.
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Now Brexit is 'done' What's next? 🇳🇱 = Nethermind 🇮🇹 =Quitaly 🇫🇷 = AdiEU 🇪🇸 = Españope 🇧🇪 = Belgone 🇫🇮 = Finnished 🇸🇪 = Swedone
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The ERG and brexiteers all say over and over "but the people have spoken, it's anti democratic to have another vote". Even though we now know half the people voted Brexit based on a big fat lie about the N.H.S. Well the vote was 3 years ago and yet the people democratically elected Theresa May into office 2 years ago, yet they want rid of her. I do love a double standard. I accept this will bomb on here, but I may repost for a 2nd vote oh shit the mods, won't let me. This is what happens when you live under a dictatorship....strange women lying in ponds etc ...... P.s why don't the DUP eat pickles? Coz they can't get their fat stubborn heads in the jars.
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May wants to try again to get her deal through or extend article 50. I say the only thing is we should extend is her neck, with a fucking rope. In fact I think we should lynch every single one of the useless bunch of cunts in westminster, and have a real hung parliament.
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I Fucking hate playing Monopoly with Remainers. They keep wanting to carry on throwing the dice until they get the outcome they want.
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I recently went into a betting shop and put £1 on a horse. My horse didn't win, so I went back into the shop to complain. I asked them if I could bet on that race again but the cashier said "No". I think this is disgraceful. Has anyone else had this experience? Would you like to join me in setting up a protest march in London?
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Theresa May keeps coming back with the same deal. Shit politician but she’d make a great double glazing salesman.
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I'll be celebrating Brexit with a good old British tradition tonight. Ten pints of bitter, an English chippy, (if I can find one) and then a kicking for the wife before I fuck her.
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