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When I was a kid, I used to think they were called Everton Nil?

Only another few hours and all the incomprehensible football jokes will start appearing after the day's action. So I thought I'd get ahead: Isn't it funny that (please choose from the following) a) An appropriately named player did something appropriate to his name. b) The losing team haven't won anything, again c) Something to do with Liverpool and 96 d) Something about having to cancel the open topped bus e) "The last time Wembley saw..." something something something f) The referee/linesman/any other official being on the other team's payroll g) Some footballer you never heard of did something which could be likened to an incident he was involved in 3 years ago, that you never heard about.

The Germans are out of the world cup Don’t mention the VAR

Harry Kane - 20 England Goals - MBE Wayne Rooney - 53 England Goals - FUCKALL What an absolute farce, a disgrace, shove your corgis up your fuckin arse. Happy New Year everyone.

Dog owner: "I got this new dog and have been teaching it a few tricks" Me: "Tell me what tricks it does then" Dog owner: Ok, when liverpool lose in the league it sits down, then when liverpool draw in the league it rolls over. Me: What does it do when liverpool win? Dog owner: Don't know, I've only had him 6 weeks.

Whats black and gold and keeps a cunt warm? A wolves scarf

There's been accusation of someone throwing rubbish onto the pitch at Manchester United. A Mr Mourinho is due in court in the morning

Congratulations to Nish Kumar on his 100th Premier League goal. Stick to football you unfunny cunt.

Manchester united

This could be Liverpool's year