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What a sad world, a patriot has to commit suicide in open court, and all he wanted to do was exterminate all the Muslims in his country so that decent white folk could live in peace.

To all the working class voters thinking of voting tory. If you manage to put them in on thursday, make sure you have got plenty of Vaseline. Because you're gonna get fucking shafted.

I'm suing Ed sheeran Why, did he copy one of your songs? No, every time I hear him on the radio I smash my head against a wall, and now I have brain damage

If you were stuck on an island with Justin Bieber and Ed Sheeran, and had a gun with only one bullet.... ..would you shoot yourself in the temple or under your chin?

Rupert Murdoch may have been scrupulously diligent in protecting his employees’ future, but for their pension schemes it was Robert Maxwell that really went overboard.

Hi Markrees hope you are very well my very bestest friend...I have to leave you know..just like the way Arnie Swatsanigger does in Terminator 2...My only regret...is that the goverment never passed the bill through..to make rape and incest legal if your twelve year old sister looks like Lucy Worsley... Unlike Arnie Shagsanigger...i wont be back....dont come with me if you want to live...Hasta la vista...Marky... Vapeman Delete my account

A Japanese F-35A Stealth fighter has crashed over the Pacific Ocean. I see those little cunts are up to their old tricks again.

What's the Difference between Red & Green? Fuck all apparently if you’re on a bike.

How does a deppressed person clear his mind? He pulls the trigger

Police are considering that Nicola Bulley may have drowned in alcohol.