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Most of the rock legends of the 60s and 70s died young because of their utterly reckless behaviour. Jim Morrison used to snort huge amounts of cocaine. Keith Moon washed down his anti-alcoholism pills with champagne. And Marc Bolan let his missus drive.

There was a man from Saudi Who bought his wife an Audi She said wow that's pretty cool Now I can drive your other wives to school

Transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard is out of the Olympics. She failed to produce a valid snatch.

To be fair, some feminist comics have a lot of decent material.... Just a shame it’s covering their tits.

Remember when Emma Watsons solution to how feminism treats men like shit was to offer an invitation for men to support feminism? Well I would like to extend the same invitation to Emma Watson, how about you come over and make me a sandwich and together we can eradicate misogyny.

Mrs Brown's Boys. Dame Edna Everidge. Eddie Izzard. Proof that women aren't funny even when it's men pretending to be them.

I asked my doctor if he could give me anything for depression. He said he had a spare ticket to an all female stand up night.

FEMALE footballers. Get far bigger crowd attendances by playing in your suspenders!

Women are like snowflakes - beautiful, unique, and fucking deadly on the road.

"8 men go missing without a trace" Well if you won't ask for directions...