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Just been to the shop to lay in supplies ready for the trick-or-treaters. Fun size Mars Bars...check Spooky Haribo Shapes...check Chocolate Skulls...check Sugar Spiders...check Ex-Lax...check Razor Blades...check

These trick or treaters seem to get older every year, just had two at the door now asking for money. Costumes were good though, they were dressed as bailiffs. I gave them a Mars bar each and told them to fuck off.

My son said he wanted to be a ghost for Halloween... so I killed him.

So let me get this straight; its ok for 10 year old kids to come to my house begging me for sweets. But as soon as I stop outside the school with my van and offer the sweets to them, I'm suddenly a "Pervert" It's PC gone mad.

“What have you come dressed as, Charlie?” “A Prince...” “...That’s not very scary.” “...Andrew” “Oh”

These trick or treaters seem to get older every year, just had two at the door now asking for money. Costumes were good though, they were dressed as bailiffs. I gave them a Mars bar each and told them to fuck off.

Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year, what with the dead rising from their graves… and fat girls thinking they look sexy dressed as cats.

Ideas for Halloween: Pale blue facepaint & an 89 LFC shirt.

So, Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door.

WHO'S FARTING ON THEIR VPNS? FUCKING STOP IT!