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I went dressed as a leaf for a Halloween party, one guy came in dressed as a leaf blower. Needless to say, it was awkward and we tried to avoid each other all night.

INFORMATION: I can fuckin post indians if I want because I run this site. All you other cunts will just have to accept that and take bannings and deleted posts on the chin like men instead of crying like a fuckin cat out in the cold to get in. Crying bastards.

This pun bandwagon that was started by LeeMack has gone on too long. It needs to stop. I've had quite enough. I am switching off my computer and settling down in front of the TV to watch 007 Quantum of Seance, while I wait for Domino's Ouija to deliver my food. I ordered a Medium pepperoni. I will share it with my friend from the Other Side of town who suffers from Mystic Fibrosis, poor cunt.

Scientists have found a rare form of cabbage in the malaysian jungle

Can we stop with the Ouija puns, please? I'm getting board of them.

Hey, why are the far-right rants devoid of humour or punchline no longer scoring +80 points? Genuine Sickipedians, we have turned a corner. Let's make Sickipedia great again. Oh, and a wee joke. As I was walking out of the public toilet an American guy said to me 'In America, we never walk out a toilet without washing our hands' I replied 'in the Uk, we never walk into a school with an assault rifle'.

Could somebody please tell Tulisa that Halloween is over...

My son said he wanted to be a ghost for Halloween... so I killed him.

I was at a seance for Halloween last night. I had the shivers. They must've used a hee bee gee bees board.

You wouldn't believe it - 3 days until Christmas and my elderly neighbour has still got her Halloween decorations up, cobwebs everywhere and a rotting corpse sitting in her favourite chair