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So everyone is increasing NATO spending to 5% apart from Spain ( 2.1% ). That ought to keep their 'citizens against tourists' in water-pistols.

Hey little Zelly, I know the big bad gooch Vladdy has been picking on you and causing you tons of grief. How about this, you give me your lunch money everyday and I'll tell that bully to knock it off. Promise. Pinky swear. Do we have a deal?

I was appalled by the way Trump spoke to Zelenskyy last Friday, I really was I fucking hate it when people nag me during a comedown as well

It's the third anniversary of the war in Ukraine. YEEEEAH!!!! I'm off down the pub.

Trump says Zelensky is a dictator. Millions say Trump is a dickhead.

I called up that little establishment midget James O'Brien to gloat about Trump dumping Zelenskyy and all this, and I asked the little fucker, "So which Dwarf are you ?" "Are we going to have a serious conversation, or are you just going to go to childish insults," he growled. "Right, Grumpy."

Mr. Volodymyr Zelensky ... "You're Fired"

At work as they came in milling for donations yet again in "Diversity training," they asked us to imagine "what's the worst that could happen, if Russia tokes over the Ukraine ?" "There will be a lot more Ys and less fucking Is," I laughed, before not giving a cent.

Apparently Zelenskyy left the White House last week under a cloud He sneezed on the way out

Apparently Zelenskyy would turn down an official state visit to the UK because Charlie gets up his nose