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World War I Start date: 28.7.1914 28+7+19+14=68 World War II Start date: 1.9.1939 1+9+19+39=68 World War III Start date: 24.2.2022 24+2+20+22=68 Coincidence?

I've just put up a Russian flag on my house 🇷🇺 Just to piss my neo liberal neighbours off

Vladimir Putin is 69. His assets total £150 billion dollars. He is now sitting in one of his 8 palaces. He owns a £100 million yacht and a fleet of luxury cars. He has countless mistresses young enough to be his granddaughter. A Russian conscript is 18. He earns 2,000 Rubles a month, equivalent to £17.50. He is standing on a street corner not knowing when a Ukrainian is going to blow his head off. He owns fuck all. His family don't know if he's coming back. Now which one is fucking nuts?

Why Are Firetrucks Red? Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 men. 4 + 8 = 12 There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas. Fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag. And that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Last weekend I asked our Tory MP if he would introduce two separate bills to send £billions in armaments to both the Central African Republic and Syria "Why the bloody hell would I do that ?" "It would save a bit cutting out Ukraine, the middleman."

A week in and there's no sign of the thousands of promised anti-tank weapons and stingers in Ukraine. Did they send them using Hermes?

There was an old twat called Putin Who went to Ukraine for a shootin You can’t do in ere What you did in Crimea Or Boris is putting the boot in.

TORIES DUP anagram Steroid up Coincidence or not

I started watching this conversational Russian video online where it promised me, "In no time, you'll be reading Dostoyevsky's Brothers Karamazov in the original Cyrillic !"." "No fucking thanks," I said, clicking off.... I couldn't even read that endless boring shit in fucking English.

So the heatwave finishes on Wednesday, will the war in Ukraine start again in the morning or afternoon ?