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My wife and her sister got caught in a thunder shower on the way home from weight watchers earlier.. ..It was the funniest example of saturated fats I'd ever seen. ..

Here's a tip for all those people complaining about McDonald's paper straws Take the lid off and drink it like a grown up.

As It is the 50th anniversary of the apollo mission to the moon today, I was reminded of Neil Armstrong's quote as I watched a man struggling to cross the road and get up curb on the otherside .. It's one small step for man , one giant obstacle for that fat fucker on the mobility scooter .

Gemma Collins said she never wears the same pair of knickers twice, but she doesn't throw them away. She donates them to her local skydiving centre.

Mummy why are your hands so soft, is it because you use Fairy Liquid? No, it's because I'm a stay-at-home mummy that has never done a proper day's graft in all my life

My general rule with having sex with overweight women is, if you have to lift things to get to other things, they're too fat.

The doctor reckons he can cure my sleep apnea, but I'm not holding my breath.

Yo mama's so fat I saw her on Tinder, swiped left and she was still on the screen.

Fat people are an easy target and are often hurt by the insults thrown at them. In fairness, most of them are hard to miss.

My wife gestured frantically for me to hit her on the back. I said "you must be choking."