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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Prince Andrew" "Prince Andrew who?" "Andrew" "Andrew who?" " "

Superman knocked on my door rattling a tin so I asked him what he wanted and he said he was collecting on behalf of ex-German international footballers "Don't you get it", he said.... "I'm the caped Kroos-aider !" Is it a bird, is it a plane ? No, fuck off

David Lammy's so thick, if he was Sgt Wilson in Dad's Army's "The Deadly Attachment", upon being ordered to give the German U-Boat captain a primed hand grenade, he'd replace the dummy detonator for a real one Now beat that for shite obscurity

Looks like Wasp is flavour of the month! And that flavour is dog shit ripple.

Wasps son is a practicing homosexual. Christ help us when he gets good at it. Keep posting the shite.

Why can't plants be trans? Because they stamen. (nod to darker)

Comedy is like a game of whack a mole. Everytime you knock one a joke down because it's not "woke" an other one pops up in its stead. Knock knock.

What happened when Dead Or Alive's allotment burned down? They got peat burns You fuck me right off baby right off

Three flies in front of me. Two of them fucking. So I whack them. The female somehow survives, flies 20 cm and proceeds to get fucked by the third fly. I thought two things: 1: You fucking whore! 2: I really need to clean my room

I once interviewed a seabass as it was being prepared for me at Morrison's fish counter "I'm gutted", it said I'll get my bloat--er