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I met this woman at the bar last night, next morning, she asked me for a dick pick, and to make sure it's as big as possible. So I send her a picture of Kier Starmer.

Trump has 5 kids, 3 baby mamas, lives in government housing, has a mugshot, and Liberals still hate him!

Freedom of speech has not been banned in the UK. Anyone who disagrees will be arrested.

People are saying "Trump embarrassed Kier Starmer in Egypt at the peace deal". Nah, he's quite capable of embarrassing himself.

Starmer prepares to join Trump at Egypt ceasefire summit in full Chelsea kit.

I was going to go to the Halloween party dressed as a democrat but straight jacket costumes are widely considered offensive and inappropriate due to their association with the historical misuse of restraints and the stigma surrounding mental health issues

I was going to dress up as a 'Trump Supporter' for Halloween, but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

Storm Amy is doing a better job than kier starma at stopping illegal migrants reaching UK shores

Lammy to the slaughter

If I happen to be concerned about immigration, I'm labelled as "far right" If I have an issue with genocide in Gaza, then I'm "antisemitic" It's not all bonkers though..... David Lammy's still a cunt