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Today (25th May) is George Floyd memorial day. So I went out and robbed a drug store in his memory.

Reduce your chances of being mown down in Liverpool by a madman by having a job and staying off the streets.

Fucking Jews, bunch of arrogant cunts. Tried to wish my Jewish neighbours a Happy Holocaust Day, and now they won't speak to me.

Hey Trump, instead of moving Palestinians off the Gaza and rehoming them, why not relocate the Jews instead? After all, Auschwitz is already preserved and available. It will be like a return home for them.

Do you know what separates us from the animals? The English Channel.

There's a new game at the deportation centres in America called 'Ice Roulette'. The deportees have to pick a card from five black cards and one red card. If they pick a black card, they are deported. If they pick the red card... They get another turn.

Some police forces in the UK are no longer accepting applications from white British candidates. I think it's outrageous that, in this day and age, they're allowed to discriminate against ethnic minorities.

Got to feel sorry for George Foreman, he was one of a kind. A nigger with a job.

"I grew up in a proud two-income family," said the paki MP, after I heavily insinuated that he didn't belong here. "My father collected both benefits and housing allowance."

Donald Trump says immigrants are ruining America and should be deported. Quite honestly, I totally agree with him. And so do the rest of my Sioux tribe.