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What did one weseal say to the other? "Jackbumtits, it's your turn to post a comment"

I'm not saying Jackbumtits is an incel loser, but even the Samaritans told him he'd be better off topping himself

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I'm not saying Jackbumtits is an incel loser, but even the Samaritans told him he'd be better off topping himself

If you do down to the woods today, be sure of a big surprise. If you go down to the woods today, you better close your eyes. Cos Risco's conkers deep in a dog, and Jackbumtits is wanking along, and Dogsbody is rimming with glee on a pooooodle...

Dograpist14 tried to molest a chihuahua but it fought him off

An aid of Trump told him that she dreamt of him last night. A ticker tape parade and everybody cheering. "Was my hair allright" Tr*mp asked. "I could not tell, the coffin was closed" she answered.

My wife told me she's upset about the poor state of health of her elderly mother. "Just think of it like your mobile," I thoughtlessly replied, "That's also inevitably going to die within 2 years."

"I couldn't get my mate Jota out of my head" - Andy Robertson after Scotland qualified for the World Cup Well yeah, Glasgow is full of burnt out cars