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It's often wondered what women really look for in a man. I think it's security. Well that's what they always shout when I approach them.
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For the first time in her life my missus was stunned into silence last night. Aren't tasers great!
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Nature can be incredibly cruel, like when a baby giraffe gets eaten alive by hyenas. Or when a fat bird has small tits.
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What's the difference between a priest and a torpedo? Tor.
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The restaurant chain Hooters is preparing to file for bankruptcy. I know they've always had their knockers, but I never expected them to go tits up.
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I masturbated so good last night that when I woke up this morning, my dick was in the kitchen making me breakfast.
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Remember... . . . Just because you're ugly doesn't mean you're another gender.
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Marriage is like prison but with less sex.
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White smoke has been seen coming from the Sistine Chapel. The Pope hasn't died, he's just torching his hard drive.
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