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Well that's all the Christmas presents unwrapped and put where they need to be. ebay.

I know it's been 2 months but I still can't think about Charlie Kirk without a lump in the throat.

Holocaust Memorial Day. Because the other 364 days a year nobody even mentions Hitler.

I got up this morning and my wife was sat under the tree stark naked with her legs wide open, "Come get your Christmas present, " she said. "Can you take it back tomorrow and get me a smaller size?" I asked.

Horror in Magdeburg as Chris Rea's SatNav tries to avoid the jams by taking him on a detour through what is usually a quiet city street.

What should I do with the leftover pancake mix? Should I throw it away or do you have a batter idea?

I said: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. The rest of the Hillsborough inquiry team didn't agree.

VE day celebrates victory in Europe VJ day celebrates victory in Japan VD day celebrates the soldiers who came home and gave their wives the clap

Tony Blair named on the new "Board of Peace " to end the two year war in Gaza. He did point out that this peace can only be implemented once Gaza gives up its weapons of mass destruction.

I’m not saying that my son’s new girlfriend is ugly, but she just knocked on our door and I handed her some Haribo’s.