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Jesus was the original zombie

Mistletoe and farts

Tony Blair named on the new "Board of Peace " to end the two year war in Gaza. He did point out that this peace can only be implemented once Gaza gives up its weapons of mass destruction.

Yvette Cooper suggests international community on brink of Gaza peace deal. Fuck me, the people of Gaza are nearly extinct?

My Halloween party is approaching and I was wondering what to dress as this year ? A zombie, a clown, a fat nonce, a dictator, a murderer, The damned or an escaped mental patient that loves Jimmy Saville ? I thought sod it I'll go as the bloody lot. So this year I'm going as Kier Starmer.

Donald Trump's address to the Pentagon today: 'That terrible morning, 24 years ago, time itself stood still,' Trump said. 'The laughter of school children fell silent, the rush of our traffic came to an absolute halt, and for 2,977 innocent souls and their families, their entire world came crashing down.' He added, 'And afterwards, I was the owner of the tallest skyscraper in Manhattan! Go me!'

Iceland offers £1 reward for reporting shoplifters. Wow with that I could almost afford a quarter of one of their shit pizzas.

My wife's been invited to go to France this weekend for some ballooning thing. Here's praying that the fat unstable bitch finally ruptures and goes down in flames like the R101.

Israel to resume aid airdrops in Gaza. Mostly white phosphorous.