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I saw the first Christmas decorations up in the shops today. I thought "fucking hell, is it February already?"
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Boris Johnson gives his father Stanley BEAVERS as an 80th birthday present.....like Father like son....cunt crazy!
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I'm sick to death of my scouse mate, everytime his phone is on 96% he has a minute silence.
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So I was in the chemist and I said to the assistant “What gets rid of coronavirus?” She said "Ammonia cleaner." I said "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here...”
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I’m not saying the police in this country are useless but there’s now been more arrests over the burning of a cardboard Grenfell Tower than the real thing.
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"I'm going to nail that cunt." What one Roman said to his mate about 2000 years ago.
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If you want to save money this Christmas, now is the perfect time to tell the kids that Santa didn't make it through the pandemic.
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Did you know most of the Hillsborough victims knew each other? They were flatmates.
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I’ve just seen Chris Rea doing a u-turn on the M25.
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Once dem black folk find out Colonel Sanders was a rascist they’ll all die of starvation....just saying.
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