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There can only be one winner in a conflict between Pakistan and India. Earth.

2006: Snakes On A Plane… …2025: Chimps On A Train.

Struggling to impress girls with your penis pics? Send them war plans instead.

Multiple stabbings at Huntingdon train station. Police have arrested two men but haven't disclosed in which hotel they reside.

I read in the news today that Scotland are looking to 'ban cats" Fair play if you ask me, it's a shit musical and that Lloyd-Webber is a cunt

Travellin' home for Christmas....... .....aye, in a fuckin' box ya miserable cunt.

It seems the judges of Americas supreme court were undecided on their verdict of the gender issue until a transgender woman started shouting abuse at them. Fortunately security were on hand to give her a good kick in the bollocks. That seemed to sway the verdict.

UK considers copying Denmark's immigration system. It would be more effective copying Nazi Germany's Jewish system.

My thoughts are with those affected by the Air India crash, I can’t even begin to imagine, what that must smell like

Headline: "Dale Vince’s energy empire slumps to loss after £12m writedown on ‘vegan gas’ project" Anyone who has walked behind a vegan would have thought he was onto a sure thing. Over to the troll...