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2006: Snakes On A Plane… …2025: Chimps On A Train.

Multiple stabbings at Huntingdon train station. Police have arrested two men but haven't disclosed in which hotel they reside.

Travellin' home for Christmas....... .....aye, in a fuckin' box ya miserable cunt.

UK considers copying Denmark's immigration system. It would be more effective copying Nazi Germany's Jewish system.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you hear about yourself and Jeffrey Epstein, Donald.

One in three people in Gaza has not eaten in days. Wish I had their willpower.

Have read funnier suicide notes than most of the fkn shit posted on here nowadays… …& wasp, ya pathetic loser, ffs give it up ya cunt.

Paki Eric Cartman lookalike with beard & bomb strapped to his body, screaming: ‘Allahu Akbar innit’ stabs two to death at Heaton Park Synagogue before being shot dead by an armed cop… …Greater Manchester Police confirm one of their Officers has been arrested on suspicion of murder.

John Cleese still needs to work aged 85 because he 'doesn’t have much money.' All the assault and bullying compensation paid out to Manuel must have cleaned him out

Biddy Baxter dead ! News of her funeral arrangements have just been released. She will not have a conventional burial, nor will she be cremated. Instead she will be interred in a time capsule, to be opened in 2099 !