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I fucking told the gagrge I worked at I had a nut allergy. But they still sacked me when all the wheels fell off.
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I think I have a bible fetish.... ....I just came to that revelation.
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How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame? Through their erections
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An group of archaeologists gathered to find the leg bone of an ancient man It was a real shindig
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What do you say when someone uses age instead of era? Epoch fail.
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What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together? A Soviet reunion
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Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
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If anyone should wish to bequeath their gold to me.. I will be their bullion heir.
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I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses.... ... now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
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I came out of Asda this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out. She'd lost all her holiday money. I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50. I don't usually do that kind of thing but I'd just found £2000 in the carpark.
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