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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Heh heh heh, 'screw'.

I was listening to The Monkees on the radio in the prison showers. But then I dropped the soap. Now I'm a receiver...

This site's so fucked, even the internal server can't stand being here......

Shove your gems up your fucking arsehole

This is why comments are being locked, sorry for the inconvenience, but most normal people will get it. In the PM this morning. propacunt post something funny you fucking prick everything you post is fucking crap 3 m ago what a cock you are try closing my account, i have loads you fucking nonce 11 h ago

Or a gunship

Looks like Wasp is flavour of the month! And that flavour is dog shit ripple.

David Lammy's so thick, if he was Sgt Wilson in Dad's Army's "The Deadly Attachment", upon being ordered to give the German U-Boat captain a primed hand grenade, he'd replace the dummy detonator for a real one Now beat that for shite obscurity

I once interviewed a seabass as it was being prepared for me at Morrison's fish counter "I'm gutted", it said I'll get my bloat--er

What happened when Frank Sinatra went to Burger King? He had it his way Fly me to the moon, and fuck off