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A controversial new novel depicts a world where black people rule over white people. It's called, Vote Conservative...

Looks like the Tories have found that massive black hole they were missing

In today's Metro: Trump threatens to leave U.S. if he loses election to Joe Biden. *promises

Why did the chicken cross the road ? to avoid a general election .

This time last year we were all looking forward to leaving the EU. Now I'm just looking foward to just leaving the fucking house.

POLLSTERS: Don't bothering asking 16 and 17 years old which way they are going to vote. Half of them can't decide what gender they are yet.

It tells you a lot about the state of politics in this country when you're more likely to be ousted by a Christmas party than the Labour party.

I've just prepared Jeremy Corbyn's speech for tomorrow ... "Would you like fries with that?"

I don’t know why the police aren’t bringing out the water cannons on the Extinction Rebellion groups in London. I can imagine their response to the threat of a water cannon: ‘We’d better leave now Tarquin - they’ve got the water cannons out. If we’re not careful, we’ll get washed’.

I Fucking hate playing Monopoly with Remainers. They keep wanting to carry on throwing the dice until they get the outcome they want.